Monday, January 18, 2010

Bird Is The Word...

A flash of harmless lightning,
A mist of rainbow dyes,
The burnished sunbeams brightening
From flower to flower he flies.
-John Bannister Tabb

Hummingbirds were my favorite birds growing up. I can’t really speak for other people’s favorite birds when they were kids, or even if they had favorite birds when they were kids. If I had to guess, the top three favorite birds of children would be: penguins, flamingos, and bald eagles. (And probably Big Bird for those "trick question" type of kids.)

I was a special child and I grew up in a special place. With the rain forest as our back yard and playground and my parents making sure we were active and played outside, we saw a lot of nature as kids. Hummingbirds frequented our bird feeders. There was an old iguana that lived in our back yard. We named him Elvis. In 6th grade, we sat on our patio and watched a snake poke his head out of the bushes and grab a bird mid air. We sat and watched the snake slowly devour this little bird until the sun had gone down. (It takes them a long time.) And then I wrote a poem about it for English class. I’ve screamed at a tarantula that crossed my path and I’ve tried to drown a scorpion that crawled up the sink.

But Hummingbirds were my absolute favorite to watch on a regular basis. They would come up really quick to the feeder and in a second be gone. They zipped in and out of the backyard and if you’d have no idea which direction they went. They fly backwards and can be seen in some amazing colors. I have always been in awe of these teeny tiny creatures.

Yes, I’m a nerd.

And then we moved to Chicago and I didn’t see one for a very long time. The birds here are ok, but they’re not that exciting. To me, tropical birds will always be cooler. And then I saw one at the mall. Exciting, but definitely not as cool. (I mean really, how out of place is a Hummingbird by the food court. It’s just wrong.)

I guess the moral of the story is – I like Hummingbirds. They’re cool. So when one of my staff asked for a Hummingbird Cake for her birthday I was intrigued and excited. I had never heard of a Hummingbird Cake.

Would a Hummingbird cake require some crazy ingredient adding where I would have to stir it backwards?

Would I have to use a little bowl?

Would my new mixer burn out because I had to use the super fast speed for the entire recipe?

Would real flowers be incorporated?

What was I getting myself into?

Actually, as far as taking culinary risks, Hummingbird Cake is pretty low on the scale.

But having never heard of it and attempting to do some research I pulled out the big guns. One of my friends gave me The Complete Magnolia Bakery Cookbook for Christmas and they have a Hummingbird Cake recipe! Success!

Hummingbird Cake Adapted from The Complete Magnolia Bakery Cookbook by Allysa Torey and Jennifer Appel
Ingredients:
3 cups all purpose flour
1 tsp cinnamon
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 ¼ cups vegetable oil
2 cups sugar
3 eggs, room temperature
1 ½ tsp vanilla extract
2 cups mashed, bananas (about 5 regular sized ones)*
1 – 8 oz can crushed pineapple, drained (it’s about 1 cup of pineapple)
½ cup crushed pecans

Directions:
Preheat oven to 325 degrees.
Grease, lightly flour, and line the bottoms with parchment paper of 2 – 9” round pans.
In a large bowl, sift together: flour, cinnamon, baking soda, and salt. Set these aside.
In another large bowl (or the bowl on my new Kitchenaid Mixer), beat the oil with the sugar until smooth. Add the eggs one at a time, beating between eggs additions until they’re incorporated. Add the vanilla and mix. Add the bananas and pineapple and mix again. Add the dry ingredients in thirds, beating after each addition until smooth. Stir in the pecans.
Divide the batter into the two pans and bake for 40-50 minutes or until a cake tester comes out clean.
Let the cakes cool in the pans for 10 minutes. Remove from pans and cool completely on wire racks.
Wait for the cakes to cool before you frost them.

*The recipe calls for very ripe bananas, I used normal ones, they weren’t brown or spotty. They were a little difficult to mash, but I don’t like my bananas overly sweet so instinctively I can’t allow them to get super brown.

Cream Cheese Frosting (An updated version)
Ingredients:
1 – 8 oz package of cream cheese, cut into chunks
1 stick unsalted butter, softened
4 cups powdered sugar
¾ tsp vanilla
1 ½ TBSP sour cream

Directions:
Using your mixer, beat together the cream cheese and butter until it’s smooth. Add the powdered sugar, one cup at a time, beating together so it’s all incorporated before adding the next cup. Mix in the vanilla and sour cream.

(Don’t get me wrong, I make a mean cream cheese frosting, but adding the sour cream takes away some of the powdered sugar taste that coats your tongue and the roof of your mouth and makes it creamier and a little more subtle. It’s delicious. This recipe makes enough to frost a double layer cake with a little bit extra to enjoy on some graham crackers.)

The Hummingbird Cake was good. So good, I would make it again. Next time I might make three cake rounds instead of 2 because they were pretty thick and big layers. It’s texture didn’t resemble a light cake, it was a little dense, but super moist. It smelled and had the texture of very soft banana bread, but with a little bit more of a flavor profile than just plain old banana bread (thank you pineapple!).

I did quite a bit of research as to why they call it a Hummingbird Cake and while there is no definitive answer, it seems to be rooted in Southern tradition with a little bit of Jamaican background. It doesn’t matter where this cake came from because it was delicious.

As for the new mixer, he performed marvelously. I put the beater down into the bowl and I swear I got goose bumps I was so excited. I still have not found a suitable name for him, but I do know for sure that it’s male. I’ve never had a male appliance, but I think I’m ready for the challenge.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Vanilla Ice Cooks Bacon

So I know Pegleg and I have gone rogue recently.

I would like to say we were on some super secret culinary mission or that we were doing some world class traveling in search of new flavors.

The truth is, we’ve been freezing our asses off in the tundra of the Midwest. Sure it’s not glamorous or exciting, at times it’s actually down right gloomy, but we’re doing the best we can.

Now, I could give you a whole slew of excuses to explain my absence. Some of them would be sincere (my real job is retail and it was our most busiest time of the year). Others would be fantastic (I tripped on an old fashioned hand beater I had lying around and broke only my pinky finger, thus making me unable to type).

The truth is, we’ve been busy and quite uninspired. I’ve made quite a few things in the last couple months that have turned out great, however, none of them have been a home run (being a Cubs fan, I’m used to this lacking in my life). The other creations have been less than desirable – Mashed potato cake, Gluten free Pineapple Upside Down Cake – I never said that they lacked in creativity, they just weren’t super tasty.

Also, uninspired is my middle name.

Ever since Pegleg drew her last little mechanical breathe of air, things just haven’t been the same. Sure I love my new little mixer and she’s fantastic, but she just doesn’t have the spunk that Pegleg had. Rendering it difficult to write about. Not to mention, it has taken me forever to name her, making the whole process less personal. I had hoped that I would have a name for her quickly, but sadly, the creative process can not be rushed. And in my case it wasn’t.

But finally – a breakthrough…

On the night before Christmas Eve I put my little mixer to the test and we made a delicious BACON cake. (That’s right – Bacon cake.) Lets face it – everything tastes better with bacon.

And then like a Christmas miracle – angels sang. And then there were trumpets. A name…

For unto you is born this day in the City of Chicago, a Mixer, which will be called Vanilla Ice.

Well the trumpets and angels sounded more like my father’s voice. (He’s got such a good read on people and things.)

The “Ahhhh Moment”: You know, Vanilla Ice is a perfect name. Vanilla Ice took one of David Bowie and Queen’s greatest rifs and made it his “own”. Much like Vanilla Ice, the mixer, will take Pegleg’s place and make the Test Kitchen her own. Vanilla Ice, sadly, never truly lived up to his potential, his performance on the celebrity house show on VH1 is proof of this. Vanilla Ice, the mixer, is a little slow on the uptake, but she’ll do just fine. After further wikipedia investigation, Vanilla Ice also broke free of his contrived image and rose above to be his own person and make his own music. In time, we can expect the same for Vanilla Ice, the mixer.

However, our Vanilla Ice story may never get a full wiki entry because Santa brought me a KitchenAid Stand Mixer and I am SO excited! Now to find her/him a name…(But I’m sure we’ll get to know her a little better soon.)

But without further ado – Here’s Vanilla Ice’s last hoorah! She may not have been with us long, but her time at the helm of the Test Kitchen will not be forgotten.

Brown Sugar Bacon Cake

Ingredients:

1 – Duncan Hines Marble Cake Mix (and the appropriate ingredients according to the packaging directions)
2 lbs of Bacon (i.e. 2- 16 oz packages) – I prefer Oscar Mayer regular bacon. I don’t think the Maple kind would go well, but it might be worth a try. Do not use thick cut, while it’s tastier, there won’t be as many pieces to go around.
8 oz Cream Cheese
1 stick Unsalted butter, melted
1.5 cups Powdered sugar
1 tsp vanilla extract
½ cup light brown sugar

Directions:

Bake, in the oven, 1 lb. of bacon according to the directions on the packaging. (It should take about 12 minutes at 400 degrees.) Do not make your bacon super crispy. You want it cooked, but not soggy or burnt.

Use paper towels to pat all the grease off the bacon. You’re going to want to do this a couple times to make sure it’s not greasy at all.

Chop the bacon into small bits and set aside.

Preheat the oven according to the directions on the cake mix packaging. Grease 2 9” rounds and line the bottoms with parchment paper for the cake. Following the directions on the packaging, make the cake mix. Before

you add the chocolate batter to marble the cake, sprinkle the bacon chips in the vanilla batter. (Half the bacon chips in each cake.) Add the chocolate cake and marble the layers. Bake according to the directions.

Frosting and embellishments:

Brown Sugar Cream Cheese Frosting:

On medium speed, mix the cream cheese and the butter together until creamy. Add the powdered sugar, ½ cup at a time, and beating until combined. Add the vanilla extract and brown sugar and mix until creamy. The frosting will have a delicious taste and won’t be as sugary sweet as regular cream cheese frosting – it’s a real winner.

Bake, in the oven, the second pound of bacon. Pat all the grease off.

I made 2, 1 layer cakes, but it is possible to make one two layer cake. It’s just a lot of bacon, which isn’t a bad thing.

Frost the layers and cut the bacon into about 1” pieces, not little bit, but not huge strips. Cover the top of the frosting with the bacon pieces.

I LOVE bacon and I LOVE cake and I LOVE brown sugar. This combo is super delicious and as long as you are good about patting the bacon it doesn’t taste greasy. I have made this cake once before, but I used a red velvet cake mix and didn’t put the bacon bits in. I really liked having the bacon in the cake itself and the marble cake was a good mix of sweetness and savory. I still think the red velvet cake mix might be better, but the store was out of stock.

However, this cake is not for the faint of heart (or those worried about cholesterol). I think this cake is fantastic, but there are some people who can’t wrap their heads around the taste/texture. They might come around, but if they don’t – it’s ok by me. That means there’s more for me to partake in.

Vanilla Ice, there is no better way for you to end your reign in Pegleg’s Test Kitchen.

Vanilla Ice/Under Pressure Remix from Fan Boy Films